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lostforaurl:

We Are Augustines - Book Of James

Me:*Giving friend massage*
Friend:How do you have such magical hands? Is it because you're Asian?
Me:Yep, long years of practice across generations.
Friend:No. It's definitely magic.
Me:So does that make all Asians unicorns, then?
Friend:Yes. Yes it does.
Me:Aww, I wanted to be a dragon!
Friend:What about a dinosaur?
Me:I AM I DINOSAUR DRAGON!! *flails about*
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:...
Me:...Rawr.
Friend:You're terrifying.